Dead serious when I say that my entire life has led up to this moment. Today was perfect 🐠 (at Magic Kingdom - New Fantasyland)
Two years later, he finally got his hat!
yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
and come down to voice a generation
he’s making it hopthis is the only thing I care about
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like